Dear Diary,
There's a new ghoul at school, and guess who volunteered to show her around? ME, of course! I know what it's like to be the new ghoul, so I'm the perfect monster for the job. I just hope I can still find the time to work on experiments with my dad in our lab - I'm having so much fun building a scary-cute new pet - and do all the freaky-fab things I love to do with my other ghoulfriends. I'm not going to worry...it'll all be totally voltageous!